Author: John

  • Inspiration Struck

    You can’t create something that tastes like crazy alcohol rainbow pig and not expect me to get inspired.  I had to get out MS Paint and create some real beautiful shit.  This is my art, and if you don’t like it that’s fine because your interpretation does not define who I am as an artist.  This is my masterpiece.

  • Beezy’s is Killing the French Toast Game

    If you find yourself eating French toast on a Saturday morning and it’s not at Beezy’s, you’re failing at French toast.  Serious French toast fail on your part.  Beezy’s is causing hard times for sucker MCs, cause they don’t make French toast like these.  Period.

    This morning.. Carmel apple crunch French toast – Rich cinnamon vanilla custard soaked wheat bread base with slices of granny smith apples and pecan oat crunch, finished with apple bits and topped with house made caramel.

    Seriously.

  • The Ultimate Sriracha Burger

    Honestly, I have no words for this.  A grilled patty infused with Sriracha and soy, topped with a pile of bacon caramelized onions, Swiss cheese, tomato, arugula, bacon, and blue cheese-Sriracha dressing? That’s one of the most incredible things I have ever seen/heard in my entire life.  If you’re making a burger this Sunday and it isn’t the Ultimate Sriracha burger, you have failed.  Burger fail.  Life fail.

    Check out the recipe here.