Author: John

  • Garbage Casserole

    Shaya and I were sitting around the other day feeling extremely lazy when hunger struck.  This particular hunger was inspired by multiple episodes of Epic Meal Time, which is probably the greatest food related thing to happen to the internet in quite some time.  This was quite the dilemma because both of us needed to eat, yet neither of us felt motivated enough to get up or even put on shoes.  The solution to this problem was to pick apart her depleted pantry and make a disgusting delicious combination of whatever we found.

    Hash Browns – Cooked with bacon fat and sauteed garlic.  Sturdy base layer.

    Bacon – Cooked normally.  Bacon doesn’t need any help.  Layered over top of the hash browns.

    Chicken breast – Soaked in a brine, seasoned with Old Bay and other randoms, cooked, shredded.  Placed on top of bacon.

    Kraft Mac and Cheese – Added more cheese and Sriracha.  Placed on top of chicken breast.

    Bread Crumbs – Very top layer.

    More cheese – Just for the hell of it.  On top of bread crumbs.

    Like I said, the pantry was a little depleted and we were feeling damn lazy.  All of this was placed into a large bowl and cooked at 350.  The result was one of the fattest, most delicious things I have ever tasted.

  • Taco Bell Beef Lawsuit

    Some time ago, I wrote an article investigating the claim that Taco Bell’s beef was of lower quality than the food you feed to your pets.  I found that their beef was much higher quality than cat food, but contained an almost shocking amount of filler ingredients.  I got many e-mails and comments disputing what the filler actually was, ranging from soy to even sand, but I never really completely looked into what the filler actually was.

    This past week, Alabama based law firm Beasley Allen filed a class action lawsuit targeting Taco Bell, claiming the company uses false advertising on its menu and its advertisements.  The complaint, which was filed on behalf of the general public, alleges that what Taco Bell calls “beef” doesn’t meet the minimum requirements set by the USDA to be called “beef”, “seasoned ground beef”, or anything of the kind.  The lawsuit also states that Taco Bell should refer to its product as “taco meat filling” because it contains mostly “extenders” and other non-meat substances.

    The definition as read in the lawsuit states “ground beef” “shall consist of chopped fresh and/or frozen beef with or without seasoning and without the addition of beef fat as such, shall not contain more than 30 percent fat, and shall not contain added water, phosphates, binders, or extenders.”

    I got my hands on the USDA policy book, which required food labeled as “taco filling” to contain “at least 40 percent fresh meat” and the label must show the true product name.  Next time you’re eating your Lunchables with “taco filling”, remember to think about how that filling is actually only 40% beef.  Blegh.

    The actual lawsuit, which can be read here if you’re into that kind of thing, lists water, isolated oat product, soy lechithin, malodextrin, anti-dusting agent, autolyzed yeast extract, modified corn starch and sodium phosphate as well as beef and seasonings.  I actually went through in my original article and researched most of these.

    Waiting for the real nasty part?  Beasley Allen law firm claims they had Taco Bell’s beef tested and what they currently are marketing as beef contains less than 35% meat.

    When asked for a response, Taco Bell issued this non-denial denial:

    “Taco Bell prides itself on serving high quality Mexican inspired food with great value. We’re happy that the millions of customers we serve every week agree,” Poetsch said. He said the company would “vigorously defend the suit.”

    So basically what the lawsuit claims is that Taco Bell is serving beef that while better than your pet’s food, is combined with 65% filler, fat, and other products, and 35% actual meat.  I knew there had to be some sort of filler, but the thought of eating beef that’s really only 35% beef is a little nasty to me.  At least Tofurkey producers warn you that their product is completely disgusting.

    I’ll keep you updated on this as news is passed along.

  • Greatest Hits of TupTim

    I’ll admit it.  I’ve been a complete TupTim groupie lately.  I’ve eaten there several times over the last couple weeks, convinced my parents to order takeout from them, plugged them on my Facebook status, and tried to aid in a promotion they recently had.  Many have begun to question my motives.  Is TupTim paying me?  Am I secretly a part owner?  Do I own stock in TupTim?

    The answer is no.  I just believe that they serve by far the best Thai food within a 100 mile radius.  I have yet to find a Thai restaurant that serves food that is anywhere close.  Plus, the owner is a cool guy.  I’ll just throw that out there as a side note.

    Anyways, now that you know my motives are not for financial gain(although I would never turn down a free Massaman Curry), I thought I would take it a step further.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you a collection I have been working on for some time.  I give you……

    Greatest Hits of TupTim. Sorry, I couldn’t think of a better name and Google Translate makes it way too hard to translate from English to Thai.

    Ginger Julienne
    Chicken Satay
    Massaman Curry
    How takeout should be done…
    Chicken with basil sauce
    Steamed dumplings
    Chicken with Cashew Nut

    Just in case you weren’t aware of this place and are currently putting your coat to run out the door, TupTim is located on 4896 Washtenaw Avenue Ann Arbor, Michigan 48108