Author: Todd

  • Happy Thanksgiving from Epic Portions!

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    From here at Epic Portions, John and I wanted to wish everyone a safe and Happy Thanksgiving!

    I for one will be taking advantage of this beautiful day to gorge myself senselessly. It started last Saturday.  And again last . Our neighbors hosted the second of what will be my four (4) Thanksgiving Dinners. That’s right. FOUR.

    Today – the second and third. Details and photos coming soon, but believe you me – the Portions will be Epic.

    Good day and welcome to the Holidays! (Cue 1 month of solid Christmas Carols)

    Oh..and P.S.: John should be waiting your arrival at the Ann Arbor Best Buy tomorrow at 3:30 am. Did you hear? They’ve brought in a bunch of human abuse dolls in the form of Best Buy Employees. You just need to yell and yell, push and shove, complain and complain – that will certainly help you get everything you want for free! Happy Shopping! (#2 – Bring your tazer – I don’t want you getting crushed in some Walmart-style stampede)

  • The Pigs fight back against Paula Deen


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    That just happened! While this is terrible and I feel awful for Paula (she was ok, thank goodness), this post is still officially being filed under ‘justice.’  Smithfield Ham’s CEO is next.
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  • Start Hoarding Waffles!

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    So Kellogs announced yesterday that due to flooding problems in two bakeries, there will be Eggo Waffle shortages well into 2010.  This is either a brilliant marketing ploy…or the world’s least scary food shortage.  Beware!

    http://money.cnn.com/2009/11/18/news/companies/eggo_waffle_shortage/index.htm