Category: Baking

  • Cheating Choco-Cherry Cupcakes

    What do you do when you are meant to be at a friend’s surprise birthday dinner – complete with a homemade birthday treat – in a little less than an hour?!  You cheat.  Plain and simple: Cheating Choco-Cherry Cupcakes. I topped these with cherry-mascarpone frosting, but I’ve gone with cream cheese icing before and it works well, too.  You can make these little gems in well under an hour’s time start to finish, and they taste just as good or better than any other recipe I have.  Promise!

    Cheating Choco-Cherry Cupcakes (w/ Cherry-Mascarpone Frosting)
    1 chocolate cake box mix
    2 cans cherry pie filling (21oz each)
    3 eggs
    1/4 cup vegetable oil
    8oz mascarpone
    1 stick butter (softened is nice, nuked works too)
    1.5 cups powder sugar

    Preheat your oven to 350F.  While it’s heating, put the cake mix, one and a half cans of pie filling, the eggs, and the oil in a large bowl. Beat until combined with a hand mixer – the cherries in the pie filling will get beaten into smaller pieces in the process, and that’s good.  Pour batter into lined cupcake tins and bake for 25 minutes or until the toothpick trick works.

    While baking, place the mascarpone, sugar, and butter into a separate bowl and beat with clean beaters until smooth.  Gradually beat in the other half can of pie filling until you reach a consistency and cherry-ness that you like.  Again, the hand mixing action will turn the cherries into small pieces, which makes for a very pretty frosting.  Place the frosting in the freezer to get it really cold.

    When your cupcakes are done, remove from the oven and place immediately into your refrigerator to get them cooled down quickly. When you think they are cool enough, or when you’ve run out of time, frost with the frosting.  Enjoy!

    The best thing about this recipe: choco-cherry is totally just a suggestion! Grab a box mix, grab some pie filling, and experiment. Lemon strawberry? Delicious! Choco-pumpkin? Weird, but good.  And if you are at all like me, and the moment someone mentions anything even remotely worth celebrating you think, “I should make some cake for that!” it’s a good practice to keep a box mix and some pie filling on hand. Voila, cupcakes!

    Also, in my rush, I failed to get any pictures of the cupcakes themselves. But, I did get a good picture of the b-day boy about to be lit on fire by his own treat. Happy birthday, An-Phong!

  • Chocolate-Strawberry Cheesecake

    I’d been trying to get one of my co-workers, Chris, to come to a cake party ever since I started writing here. I couldn’t tell if he didn’t come because he just wasn’t that enthused about sweets or because he thought my friends were weird, but when he told me his favorite dessert was cheesecake, I took it as a challenge!

    Of course, this being Epic Portions, I wanted it to be more than just cheesecake.  Chris, who sits next to me at work, got a first-hand taste of why cake party came to be in the first place, when over my lunch break I was trolling recipes for ideas and said repeatedly, “what do you think would happen if I used ___ instead of ___? (His response? “I just like cheesecake! Plain old cheesecake!” Silly boy.)

    The result was chocolate- strawberry cheesecake. It was heavenly. I think I ate my weight in batter from the bowl alone. Mine was a little under-done… my oven tends to run hot and I wanted to keep it low to be on the safe side, but ended up keeping it a little TOO low… but even so, it was great.  I took two Martha Stewart recipes and used elements from both, along with some sage advice from my own mum and a serious personal aversion to corn syrup (love of marshmallow aside, if I don’t have to use it, I don’t use it), and the proof is in the pudding (er, the cheesecake) that you really can trust Martha. Her recipes may be complicated and difficult, but they sure are tasty.

    I should note, this recipe really isn’t very hard at all, but it’s bloody time consuming. You have to roast the berries for an hour an a half, bake the cheesecake for an hour or more, let it slowly cool in a turned-off, unopened oven for another hour, and chill it for at least four hours. It’s a lot of “down-time,” but you can’t really go run errands while your oven is on, so plan on staying home and babysitting this one for a significant amount of time.

    Chocolate- Strawberry Cheesecake
    1 lb fresh strawberries
    2 cups white sugar
    1 cup water

    9 oz chocolate graham crackers
    one stick (8 tblspn) unsalted butter
    32 oz (4 pckgs) cream cheese
    1.5 cups white sugar
    1 tspn salt
    4 eggs
    1 cup sour cream
    11 oz good-quality baking chocolate, as dark as you like
    additional strawberries, washed, hulled and sliced, for garnish.

    Begin with your berries: With the 2 cups sugar and the 1 cup water, make simple syrup by bringing the mixture to boil in a saucepan until dissolved and combined. Hull and half the washed 1lb of berries, and toss in the simple syrup. Arrange on a lined baking sheet, and roast at 300F for an hour and a half. Try not to eat them straight from the oven. Cool in the fridge for about an hour, then puree them – I used my mini-chopper but a blender would probably actually work better.

    Meanwhile, raise your oven temp to 325F and monitor it for awhile to make sure it holds a steady temp.  Take your graham crackers, and turn them into graham crumbs (as I have previously mentioned, I like beating them into submission with a rolling pin, but a mini-chop or food processor also works.) Melt your butter over LOW heat in a saucepan, and mix it into the crumbs until just moistened.  Press the mixture into an even, condensed, crust-like layer in the bottom of a 9-in springform pan, and bake at 325F for about 10 min.  Remove from oven and set aside.

    In a large bowl, beat the cream cheese, 1.5 cup sugar, and salt until combined and smooth. (Martha calls for a food processor, but I don’t have one. Stand mixers are also popular, but I don’t have one of those either. I used a hand mixer, and in addition to it working fine, I also got a nice upper-arm workout.) Meanwhile, in a double boiler, melt your chocolate until smooth.  Beat eggs and sour cream into cream cheese mixture.  Beat in melted chocolate, and continue to beat until thoroughly mixed and smooth, scraping the sides of the bowl with a spatula to get all the stubborn bits.

    Pour the mixture onto the crust in the springform pan. With a spatula, or a spoon, or really whatever you think will make the prettiest designs and least mess, spiral the strawberry puree into the batter in the pan, making swirls and patterns and whatnot.

    Bake until just set, at 325F, without opening the door too much because that will make the cake crack on top, about 1 hour, maybe a little more.  Turn your oven off, and allow the cheesecake to slowly cool in the oven, without opening the door or messing with it, for another hour. Remove from oven and cool to room temp on a wire rack, then transfer to the fridge and chill for at least four hours.

    Top with hulled, washed, sliced fresh strawberries for a pretty and fruity touch.

    Enjoy!

  • Edible Books: One Hundred Years of Solitude

    Competitive Update: Megan’s cake just won the “Taste of Mexico” Category at the 2010 UIUC Edible Books Festival.   Congratulations Megan!

    Last Tuesday was the Edible Books festival at UIUC, and I entered a One Hundred Years of Solitude cake!

    It was a really excellent experience, partly because it was a whole lot of fun to have a reason to make something so complicated, and mostly because I got to spend the morning hanging out with other people who have an unnatural interest in baking extravagant things.  And, I took home a prize (for reasons which are very flattering and sort of inexplicable) for the Taste of Mexico category.

    I’ll let the photos speak for themselves, but here’s a rundown of the cake:
    – Marble cake with cream cheese icing
    – Graham cracker and icing houses
    – Red icing trail of blood
    – Licorice train tracks
    – Pretzel stick fence
    – Runts bananas
    – Animal cracker livestock
    – Rock candy “ice”
    – Pretzel stick, icing, and mint-leaf tree
    – Mint leaf border
    – Mini yellow swedish fish “gold fish”
    – Orange peel “baby tail”
    – Brown sprinkle “ants”
    – Lots and lots and lots of icing color

    Ta-da!

    The banana company railroad yard.
    The first of the line is tied to a tree…
    … and the last is being eaten by the ants.