Epic Portions

Category: Competitive Eating

  • Competitive Eating

    While eating dinner last night, I had an epiphany.  I do not know what exactly an epiphany is, but I believe it means I had a vision…  No, that doesn’t really work either.  I guess what I’m trying to say is that I had a great idea last night.

    I, John Moors, am going to begin training for competitive eating.

    I don’t really have a plan for anything yet, and haven’t even been able to any competitive eating events around this area.  If it comes down to me just eating huge amounts of food and competing against someone in another booth who is unaware of my presence, than so be it.  I will begin training with goal of entering small competitions and gauging my abilities.  From where, who knows?

    I will keep you updated.

  • Bomber Breakfast. Fail.

    So this morning, I attempted to eat the Bomber breakfast.

    Mine contained 1 pound of hashbrowns, 10 strips of bacon, 4 eggs over easy, and 2 slices of toast.  Unfortunately, I couldn’t finish the hashbrowns..  I wasn’t even that full, but an entire pound of hashbrowns is fucking ridiculous.  Anyways, here’s the pictures.

    So here’s the start.

    The 10 strips of bacon were easy and gives you a better look at the four eggs.  My strategy was to take out the hashbrowns first, but I ended up eating the bacon first.

    I started on the hashbrowns after that, but got sick of them and started working on the eggs.

    This was when I began to hit the wall.  If you can eat a pound of hashbrowns, then you are literally my hero.  Here’s where I stopped.

    I think next time I am going to try it but substitute half of the hashbrowns for a half pound of sausage.  I gaurentee I can do that.