Epic Portions

Category: Fat Foods

  • The Widowmaker

    The winner of the “So you think you’ve got bad gas now?” competition…I present the Widowmaker….

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    This was shamelessly borrowed from Thisiswhyyou’refat.  Click the link to read the ingredients…have your trash can/liposuction doctor ready.

  • World’s Largest Burger is in Southgate, MI

    Within a short(HA!) driving distance of me, the Guiness record for largest burger was set at Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, MI.  The burger weighs 185 lb and requires a baking time of 15 hours before eating.  The bun also takes 8 hours to bake.  Interested in trying it out?  Better bring $499 with you.  That’s a rather expensive burger.  Thanks to Mallie’s website for the pictures.  Check this thing out.  I could eat it if I wasn’t on a diet.  For sure.

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    Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar
    19400 NORTHLINE RD
    SOUTHGATE MICHIGAN 48195

  • The Meat Baby

    I know, I know.  I’m supposed to eating vegetables.  I just couldn’t help wanting to pick this baby up with a pitchfork and eating it.  Damn you, thisiswhyyourefat.com.  Damn you.

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