Epic Portions

Category: Funny

  • Oreo Brilliance

    Some ideas you just wish you came up with on your own!  This is amazing (from Buzzfeed):

    You don’t know it, but you need this product right now. It’s a little tea bag-like item that you fill with the leftover crumbs from an oreo package. You then dunk the “crumb case” into a glass of milk. POW. Oreo-infused milk. Mind blown. Oreo make this a reality.

    Oreo Therapy: Dip that into a glass of 2% and all your cares melt away….

    So here is my question: did the guy/gal who invented this get a percentage?  Or are they “some sad ass down in the basement of [Oreo]”?  Tell us like it is D’Angelo:

  • Oh, Chef Snowman

    From the hilarious blog, http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/:

    Cue sad horn…*Wah Wah WAHHHHHH!*

  • The Little, Expensive Solar BBQ that…Could?

    I’ll admit, I’ve never seen one of these.  Nor have I read anything about them.  However, that former-physics-student part of me really wonders if a solar BBQ could cook a hot dog in under 203840983 hours.

    Solar BBQ is Crazy
    SOLAR BBQ: 299 EUROS?! WHAT THE WHAT?!

    And for 299 Euros!? PLUS 20% VAT tax!? (Of course this is at BHV [Le Bazaar de Hotel de Ville] a shop whose prices make Nordstrom’s look like TJ Maxx). Good gracious – that’s nearly $540! You could buy a New Gas Grill and offset your lifetime carbon emissions from grilling (along with your family’s) 10x over for less moolah that that. But it’s still kinda swank…eh?