Category: Fast Food

  • Grilled Stuft Burrito Fail

    A lot of people like to give me shit for my love of Taco Bell, but I couldn’t care less.  Driving by the place and not picking up a few burritos becomes nearly impossible for me about once a week.  My favorite item has always been the Grilled Stuft Burrito, mainly because it’s enormous and is packed with most of the ingredients available in the place.

    This past week I stopped in expecting the usual and was given this.  FAIL.

    ..and that’s pretty much all I have to say.

  • Sonic’s 1/4 Pound Footlong Chili Cheesedog

    Sonic has recently been introduced to my life and I don’t know what I was doing all of these years without it.  All of this McDonalds and Burger King doesn’t even compare to the deliciousness.  On my second visit there, I couldn’t resist getting the “extra long” chili cheese dog, which is a 1/4 pound hot dog slathered with chili and cheese.  Let me tell you, this is fast food hall of fame material.  Throw in a watermelon slushy with an order or tater tots and you have yourself a serious meal.  I personally enjoyed this combo at 2:30 AM and I feel as though this is the ideal time to experience such incredibleness.  Is incredibleness an actual word?

  • McRiblets?

    After the longest hiatus I have taken since starting Epic Portions, I am back with a new fast food report.

    Apparently it wasn’t enough that Burger King was destroying ribs.  They couldn’t be the ones doing it. Now McDonalds is joining the war against one of my favorite foods in the world and is almost ready to roll out McRiblets.  I have never seen an oven, grill or anything of that manner in a McDonalds “kitchen”, so I can’t say I’m very optimistic.  Then again, even if McDonalds had smokers installed at all of their locations I still wouldn’t eat their ribs.

    McRiblets