Category: Food Reviews

  • Wendy’s Boneless Wings

    One of the first posts I did on this blog was one dedicated to my hatred of boneless chicken wings.  I got a reply from a “sgh”, stating I did not know what I was talking about:

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    Comment:

    You might want to go talk with your sources about what a Boneless Wing is made of. Real boneless wings are made from 100% all white meat chicken – the breast. Some lower quality products – aka Nuggets – are made from grinding meat.

    Try the new Wendy’s Boneless Wings. They will be in store in the next couple of weeks. When you bite into them you will see that they look like the meat from a breast or their premium chicken sandwiches.

    I decided to visit the nearest Wendy’s location to give them a try.  I went with the bold buffalo flavored variety, because buffalo sauce is one of my favorite things in the world.  What I found out was that these “premium” boneless wings were $3.99.  For real?  I can get McNuggets down the road for .99 cents  and spin them in home made buffalo sauce for free.  Add in a chicken sandwich and a large cherry coke, and you’ve got yourself the shittiest $10 lunch in the history of shitty $10 lunches.  I can’t be spending $10 bucks on lunch.  Who am I?  Bill Gates?  No, I’m a struggling student that likes to eat, damnit.

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    What I got were several chunks of average tasting chicken shaken in an average tasting buffalo sauce.  When think of buffalo sauce, I think of a mixture of red hot sauce and butter.  A delicious heavenly concoction.  Wendy’s version of the sauce is more of a syrupy consistency, with not a whole lot of tang.  The taste is more sweet than spicy.   I counted 5 above averages sized pieces of chicken, and 4 very small sizes.  Oh, and no bleu cheese dipping sauce?  What a crime.

    In response to sgh, I spoke to my sources and they told me that Wendy’s boneless wings suck.  Maybe if they were a buck and some change my expectations wouldn’t be so high but for $3.99 I want some seriously good chicken, not a bunch of average pieces of chicken tossed around in a syrupy artificially flavored sauce.  I felt like Dave Thomas reached down from heaven and slapped me in the face.

    Epic Portions does not reccomend Wendy’s boneless wings.  In fact, we think they are terrible.

  • Al Noor – Ypsilanti, MI

    Before I start, you should know that the following write-up is more of a pleading.  Al Noor is a Middle Eastern restaurant located on Washtenaw in Ypsilanti, MI that has made a closed down Taco Bell building its home.   The arched windows in front completely give this away.  Ypsilanti and Ann Arbor are blessed with great Middle Eastern food, ranging from a handful of Middle Eastern groceries to a variety of Middle Eastern restaurants. Al Noor isn’t my favorite- that distinction goes to Jerusalem Garden in Ann Arbor.  However, Al Noor does make perfectly respectable Middle Eastern food at good prices.  The reason I write this is not to compliment Al Noor on its food, although I will do that.  This also is not intended to completely bash the restaurant, which I will also do.  I simply want to raise awareness about a good restaurant that will be closed if something isn’t done about the customer service.

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    Al Noor offers some of the most hilariously bad service I have ever been a witness to.  Whoever is responsible for running this business is either completely incompetent or has no idea what is going on in the day to day operation.  It surprised me even more when I found out that Al Noor had been purchased by someone three years ago who promised renovations to the business.  This new owner has either since died, or moved out of the country and left the restaurant to his 11 year old son.  The service is that bad.

    I often go in to find random friends of the cashier hanging out in the booths.  This wouldn’t bother me, but they often stare as you as you consume your food.  They are either very interested in my food, or thinking about adding me to the “Missed Connections” portion of Craigslist.  It creeps me out every time I go in.

    Another major party foul is that every time I have asked for no tomatoes on my chicken shawarma, there are indeed tomatoes when I bite into it.  There aren’t many things that piss me off, but when I ask someone to subtract tomatoes from my food and they do not, it sure does get my blood boiling.  I am a firm believer that when one a tomato touches something, its residue has destroyed it.  Don’t get me wrong, I love tomatoes, but not on certain foods.

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    I walked in today to order my usual, a chicken shawarma and a bowl of crushed lentil soup.  I have resorted to telling the cashier that I am deathly allergic to tomatoes.  This gets me my shawarma without the little red guys about 40% of the time.  When I first walked in, there were no employees in sight.  I stood there for about five minutes, and seriously considered stealing a tub of garlic sauce and hummus from the back.  Before I could work up the courage, I saw a car pull up.  Damn, another customer had foiled my great idea.  A man got out of the car, walked in the door, stepped behind the counter, and asked me what I wanted to eat.  Yes, this restaurant had been unoccupied with the doors unlocked for god knows who long.  I gave him my order, and he began to fumble around the kitchen.  I noticed that the soup warmer was sitting open, which alarmed me a little bit.  I decided to take a seat because of the usual long wait time.  I was on my Blackberry when I heard the beep of a microwave.  I suddenly realized that the soup warmer was not working, and the soup was simply sitting in an uncovered container.  I had my food about five minutes after I ordered it , which was a new Al Noor record.  Congratulations, guys.  Upon ringing me up, I had to point to the cashier where the two items I ordered were on the menu so he could find the prices.  He then proceeded to add them up on a calculator and forget to include the sales tax.  Whoops!  $6.50 for soup an sandwich, not bad.  When I got to work, I opened up my shawarma to find NO TOMATOES!  That certainly meant that it was going to be a good day.  I took my first bite, and realized that the sandwich was ice cold.  I then put it together.  We had a widespread power outage last night, and Al Noor also lost theirs.  Either they were serving food from last night, and/or they simply had not gotten their power working yet and decided to open their doors regardless.  I decided to eat the sandwich (i’ll take my chances, more on that later), but the soup went into the trash.

    Moving past the sometimes comedic bad service, unlike a number of other local places that have similar menus, the food here is not just inexpensive, but very unique to this particular restaurant. The garlic sauce is amazingly potent, with the kind of breath-destroying power that would be a detriment if it wasn’t so delicious.  You could seriously put this stuff on watermelon and it could probably be good. The chicken and beef wraps (both tawook and shwarma) are fantastic, almost at Jeresulum Garden level.  The hummus is some of the best I have ever had.  Do not skip the hummus. Yes, you may be trying to cut back and save a few calories, but Al Noor’s hummus is well worth the indulgence.  When you’re talking hummus, some places go heavy on the garlic, some heavy on the tahini. Al Noor actually goes kind of heavy on the lemon, but not in a bad way. It’s a little unusual to get a hummus this creamy and lemony, but It comes out extremely delicious and arrives at your table drizzled with olive oil and dotted with olives.  A basket overflowing with packages of pita triangles accompanies it.

    The reason I write this is because of that delicious food that you will eventually receive after a long wait and more than likely given something you did not order.  Their terrible service is almost completely excused by it, but it seems as though their customers have almost given up on them.  The last four or five times I have visited, I have been the only one there for spans of 20-25 minutes.  With the heavy competition in the area, there’s no doubt that Al Noor will be forced to close their doors if some attention is not paid to customer service.  I always want to find a way to contact the owner, but no website or contact information exists.  I will have to stock up on their garlic sauce just in case this day does come, and I am forced to live without it.

    If you have some time, it is almost entertaining to see how incompetent the people are who are running the restaurant.  It is sad in a way, but I feel as though the food deserves some sort of support.

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  • Taste of Ann Arbor

    A few weeks ago the annual Taste of Ann Arbor eatfest was held in Ann Arbor, Michigan.  Every year, local Ann Arbor resturaunts and eateries line up tents across Main st. and offer visitors samples of their products.  This is a great event because it brings people together in search of food, and allows you to taste small amounts from a number of different places.  Before you think this is food heaven, tickets must be purchased in order to get the samples, and prices have gone way north.  La Dolce Vita was charging 10 tickets ($5.00) for a single chocolate covered strawberry.  Besides the high prices and large crowds, this is a great event.  If you have not been before, I highly recommend you visit next year.  Here are a few photos from this year.

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    Mmmmm.. Ribs...
    Mmmmm.. Ribs…
    Tios bragging about having the best Mexican food in the area.  Notice the huge line of people dying get a "world famous" wet burrito
    Tios bragging about having the best Mexican food in the area. Notice the huge line of people dying get a "world famous" wet burrito
    Cafe Habana serving Ropa Vieja and Cuban sandwiches
    Cafe Habana serving Ropa Vieja and Cuban sandwiches

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