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Detroit Coney Island War

Detroit, Food Reviews

As I’ve stated before about a hundred times, Detroit is home to some fantastic food and history.  Any type of food you could think of can be found being served, in a respectable manner, somewhere in the city.  It’s home to fine dining, an entire neighborhood of all things Greek, Mexican Town, the best deep dish pizza being served outside of Chicago, and some of the finest Coney Islands in the country.   Specifically, Detroit is home to Lafaytte and American Coney Island. Deep in the heart of downtown Detroit these two historic spots, which just happen to stand side by side, have been serving up Coney favorites for over 70 years. The competition between Lafayette Coney Island and American Coney Island is fierce and there isn’t a Detroiter who hasn’t had to offer their dedication to one shop or the other.  The family’s friendly rivalry has allowed both locations to flourish through Detroit’s good times and bad.

Both establishments are incredibly special to the city.  Entering doesn’t mean simply receiving a simple meal, it’s an experience.  At both establishments, the food is being prepared in the front of the house with a window to the outside, which offers culinary entertainment to passing pedestrians and customers walking into the door.  All of the employees are older Greek men, who immediately come for your other after you’ve taken your place at your table.  Once you have told your server what you wish to eat, it is yelled across the restaurants to the cooks in their distinctive code, who often have your meal cooked and in front of you within one minute.  Both have something that most restaurants lack these days, which is character.  As long as they are standing, you can almost guarantee that children you see sloppily eating a chili dog will one day be doing the same thing with their children.

Growing up, American Coney Island was my go to stop before Lions and Tigers games.  This was mainly because my Father preferred Lafayette, which is how most people come to select their favorite.  I’m a habitual contrarian, but for some reason this tradition always stuck with me.  I won’t say that I completely pledge my allegiance to American, but I’ve always been one to visit that side of the block.

When I watched the first episode of the Travel Channel’s Food Wars and noticed that the two would face off later in the season, I felt it necessary to make a trip and give you a view from someone who has been eating at both locations and all food in Detroit for 20 years.

Yes folks, this is Food Wars, Epic Portions Style.


Opened in 1917, American Coney Island sits on the corner of W. Lafayette and boasts the larger location of the two.  It is one of the oldest, if not the oldest, businesses in the Detroit area and has been family run and operated at the exact same location for all of its 90 plus years.  The inside is vibrant and looks a bit like a 70’s cafe, with a black and white checkered floor topped with vinyl chairs and a large number of tables.  On the walls hang pictures of the many famous customers over the years, with an obvious focus on the recent visit by Adam Richman.  It still has the old time feel, but it has obviously been updated over the years.

Coney Dog at American Coney Island

The food at American Coney Island still stays true to the original, which isn’t much of a surprise since it has been family run since its creation.  The hot dogs are specially seasoned and cased naturally, while the chili sauce is specially prepared using the same recipe since the day it opened.  The hot dogs have a distinctive snap when you bite into them, which you simply can’t get at a Kerby’s or any or chain Coney Island.  They are flavorful, and perfectly cooked with a little bit of char on the outside.  They aren’t enormous, so it is easy to eat 2 or 3 in a single visit.  They are normally topped with onions, but I opted to go without so I could get a true taste of the dog and the chili.  You can also get them topped with shredded cheese, which one of my frequent toppings.

Chili at American Coney Island

The chili is dark and bolder than most chili out there.  It’s obviously a chili “sauce” meant to top hot dogs but is absolutely delicious in a bowl by itself, with a Roloids desert.  It’s some serious stuff.  Combined the two make a pretty tastey coney dog, but I truly believe the chili tastes better by itself.   The bill for a chili dog, a bowl of chili, and a large drink came out to about $7.00.  It’s a little pricey for the amount of food you’re getting, but it’s worth it to experience such a historical location and eat some good old fashioned Coneys.


Lafayette Coney Island
, which sits next door in a much smaller building, first opened in 1929 and has also been family owned ever since.  Their location is much less updated, and greatly resembles an old 1940’s cafe.  The kitchen is located in the middle of the restaurant, with seating along the sides and a small dining room in the back.  Their location allows about half as many customers as Lafayette, which makes usually makes it a more crowded establishment.  Come during lunch or dinner service and you may find yourself sharing a table with a complete stranger.  Even though service is much more chaotic than American Coney Island, the employees make it work.  You are often required to yell your order across the restaurant to your server, who yells it to his cooks in their own code.

There are several differences from American Coney Island.  It stands in stark contrast to the American Coney Island next door, a larger, cleaner, more decorated and stylish venue.  Lafayette may not be as clean, but it’s still nothing terrible.  If you’re looking for an eating establishment that has a completely clean record, I don’t think you would have much of an interest in either of these places.  They also do not accept credit cards.  In fact, the cash register looks to be the exact same one the place opened with.  Make sure you bring cash, or you will be taking a talk across the street to find an ATM.

During this particular visit, Food Wars was filming additional footage including extreme close ups on the food.

The hot dogs at Lafayette Coney Island have that exact same snap as American Coney Island, which is caused by the natural casing and a perfect char from the cooking.  The skin breaks when you take a bite and it explodes with flavor, just like a good hot dog should.  The difference is the hot dogs at Lafayette seem to have a much better flavor.  I’m not absolutely sure what it is, but the hot dogs at this place are unbelievable.  They come straight off of the grill steaming hot and need to sit for a minute or two before consumption.  This was impressive to me.  I don’t remember the last time I ate a hot dog at a restaurant that had come straight off of the grill.  Usually the hot dog you receive has been sitting in a warmer for some time.

The chili complements the hot dog perfectly.  Lafayette seriously has some of the best coney dogs I have ever had.  The hot dog gives you that nice snap and delicious flavor, while the chili offers a delicious accompaniment, rather than overtaking the entire dog.

Coney Dog at Lafayette Coney Island

Like I said, the chili is less of a “sauce” and more of an actual chili here.  It is far less bold than American Coney Island’s, and has a more complex flavor.  It is lighter in color and flavor, and won’t require you to drink a half bottle of Pepto-Bismol afterward.  It’s almost a blend between coney chili and a pot of chili that you would make at home.  It was amazing to me how the chili could have a somewhat subtle flavor when eaten by itself, but accompany the chili dog so well.  After tasting the coney dog, it’s very surprising to taste the chili and realize just how much flavor the hot dog offers.

The chili and a coney dog will cost you around $4.50, which is much more affordable than a trip to American Coney Island.

Chili at Lafayette Coney Island

And now.. The results.

I don’t want to sound cliche or anything, but this is seriously as close to a push as you can get.  Both offer very similar menus and takes on Coney style food.  Both have some things things that are better than the other, that cancel out other options that are not as good.  I though the chili at American Coney Island was much better than at Lafayette.  That bold, dark flavor is so delicious and unique.  The coney dog was better at Lafayette, mainly because hot dogs at Lafayette are far superior to those at American Coney Island.

If I had to pick a winner I would have to go with Lafayette Coney Island, simply because it is more of a Detroit experience.  If you’re looking for authenticity, then you’re going to want to go to Lafayette.  It may have been established at a later date, but you can get a sample of how the place has always been.  American Coney Island is still incredibly authentic,  but it has obviously been updated throughout the years.

The price at Lafayette is also far superior.  You can eat more for less, and experience more of their menu.  You can eat multiple coney dogs and still keep your lunch, dinner, or midnight snack under $10.

My advice to you is to do exactly what I did and try both places.  Get a coney or two at American, then walk right next door to Lafayette and eat some more.  It’s a fun experience and offers a great look into the history and culture of the city of Detroit.

Beer Madness, Round One

Beer/Drinks, Randoms

March Madness might officially tip off tomorrow, but what better day to celebrate beer and reveal the first round results than St. Paddy’s Day.

American Macrobrew:

(1) Blue Moon over (16) Miller High Life

All apologies to the Miller High Life guy, but if livin’ the high life means drinking crappy beer, I’ll pass.

(9) Bud Light over (8) Miller Genuine Draft

I blind taste tested this one and while Bud Light was pretty awful, MGD had a unique piss like quality that I particularly disliked.

(5) Budweiser over (12) Miller Lite

No 12 over 5 upset here, and a bad round for Miller.  Miller Lite doesn’t taste great, and it may be less filling but who would want to drink more than one of these?

(4) Coors Banquet over (13) Pabst Blue Ribbon

Coors wasn’t half as bad as I thought it would be, PBR was wretched…

(3) Budweiser American Ale over (14) Old Style

All the memories of drinking Old Style at Wrigley Field can’t mask the fact that it is a really lousy beer.

(6) Land Shark Lager over (11) Coors Light

Coors Light was as bad as I thought it would be, and Land Shark was actually somewhat drinkable, that is to say, one is able to drink it.

(10) Rolling Rock over (7) Michelob Light

Score one for Old Latrobe.  Mich Light might be worse than Bud Light.

(2) Killian’s Red over (15) Natural Light

Nostalgia will get you no where in this competition.  Natty Light is an exercise in endurance.

The results set up the following round two matchups:

(1) Blue Moon vs. (9) Bud Light

(4) Coors Banquet vs. (5) Budweiser

(3) Budweiser American Ale vs. (6) Land Shark Lager

(2) Killian’s Red vs. (10) Rolling Rock

Best Matchup:

Round two in the weakest bracket is marked by a battle between Bud and Coors.  The two “flagship” beers, if the flagship is the Hindenburg.  Rolling Rock looks for another upset in a battle with Killian’s.

European:

(1) Newcastle Brown Ale over (16) Amstel Light

Amstel might be better than all the light beers in the top bracket, but it was a tall order to defeat Newcastle.

(8) Harp over (9) Heineken

Close call, but on St. Patrick’s Day Harp wins by a nose.

(5) Hoegaarden over (12) Carlsberg

Carlsberg, like Amstel, would run roughshod over the top bracket but gets beat down by the great Belgian witbier.

(4) Stella Artois over (13) St. Pauli Girl

I was not prepared for how bad St. Pauli tasted and how smooth Stella is.  This was a blowout.

(3) Guinness over (14) Peroni

Guiness may not be for everyone but Peroni is boring and pedantic.  Not even close.

(6) Bass Ale over (11) Beck’s Dark

Wow, this is a strong group.  Bass Ale is quite delicious.

(10) Grolsch over (7) Boddingtons Pub Ale

A very close call, but score one for the Dutch.  Boddingtons is probably much better on tap.  Also, Grolsch has the cool bottles!

(2) Pilsner Urquell over (15) Beck’s Pilsner

The Germans take it on the chin, but who can argue.  Pilsner Urquell is a top notch representation of what a pilsner should be.

The results set up the following round two matchups:

(1) Newcastle Brown Ale vs. (8) Harp

(4) Stella Artois vs. (5) Hoegaarden

(3) Guinness vs. (6) Bass Ale

(2) Pilsner Urquell vs. (10) Groslch

Best Matchup:

Not to reignite any “troubles” but Harp and Newcastle are very different and should make for an interesting battle.  But hands down round two is highlighted by Guinness vs. Bass.

American Microbrew:

(16) Edmund Fitzgerald Porter over (1) Samuel Adams Boston Lager

Here’s something we would never see in the NCAA Tourney, but a big upset here.  Boston Lager is a fine beer, but Edmund Fitzgerald’s coffee notes sink Sam Adams.

(9) Red Hook Long Hammer IPA over (8) Bell’s Pale Ale

The iconic Seattle brewer lives to fight on with a defeat of an outstanding pale ale.

(5) Samuel Adams Winter Lager over (12) Samuel Adams Oktoberfest

Another tough battle, but Winter Lager is the stronger of these two seasonals.

(4) Bell’s Oberon over (13) Bell’s Winter White

Oberon has the advantage of being associated with spring and summer in Michigan.  I love Winter White but the anticipation of Oberon means more than just a delicious beer.

(3) Anchor Steam over (14) Big Sky Moose Drool Brown Ale

Two great beers, but unless you can bottle a late summer evening in Missoula you are missing the full effect of Moose Drool.

(11) Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat over (6) Goose Island Honkers Ale

Cherry Wheat is the fruit beer to end all fruit beers.  The hint of cherry is absolutely exquisite.

(7) Bell’s Amber Ale over (10) Samuel Adams Summer Ale

What a matchup.  Bell’s could live off their Amber Ale, it is their flagship and it defeats the wonderful Sam Adams Summer Ale.  It is sad that one had to be eliminated.

(2) Sierra Nevada Pale Ale over (15) Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat

No disrespect to Leiny’s best effort, but Sierra Nevada is a pale ale for the ages.  It has a floral quality that makes it a robust and rewarding drinking experience.

The results set up the following round two matchups:

(16) Edmund Fitzgerald Porter vs. (9) Red Hook Long Hammer IPA

(4) Bell’s Oberon vs. (5) Samuel Adams Winter Lager

(3) Anchor Steam vs. (11) Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat

(2) Sierra Nevada Pale Ale vs. (7) Bell’s Amber Ale

Best Matchup:

Difficult to choose, but Bell’s Amber and Sierra Nevada is a clash of titans if ever there was one.  Another summer/winter battle for Oberon, this time against Sam Adams.

International Macrobrew:

(1) Red Stripe over (16) Tecate

Is there anyone who doesn’t like Red Stripe?  Probably, but offer Red Stripe at a party and watch it go quickly.

(8) Sapporo over (9) Dos Equis Amber

I need to try a Sapporo with miso soup because it was a little disappointing, but Dos Equis Amber fell considerably short.

(12) Molson Canadian over (5) Foster’s Lager

Maybe Russell Crowe’s fightin’ round the world tour will take him to my house for this, but seriously Australia, if Victoria Bitter is really your beer than you need to make it available in the States.  You are embarrassing yourselves, mates.

(4) Negra Modelo over (13) Labatt Blue

Sorry Canada, but Labatt’s bland pilsner can’t compete with the richness of Modelo’s dark beer.

(3) Asahi Super Dry over (14) Tsingtao

Asahi brought it stronger than Sapporo, but it was an easy win over Tsingtao.  I will say that the Chinese beer does appear to be better crafted than their childrens toys.

(6) Dos Equis over (11) Corona

Corona needs the lime.  Without that crucial addition it is middling at best.  Dos Equis stands well on its own, good news considering how disappointed I was with their Amber.

(7) Moosehead over (10) Kingfisher Lager

Call me crazy, but for some reason every time I drink Moosehead I find myself pleasantly surprised.  Kingfisher isn’t bad, but our Canadian friends win this round.

(2) Modelo Especial over (15) Hite

South Korea may make a fine automobile, but Hite is putrid.  Would have been tough to beat Modelo anyway.

The results set up the following round two matchups:

(1) Red Stripe vs. (8) Sapporo

(4) Negra Modelo vs. (12) Molson Canadian

(3) Asahi Super Dry vs. (6) Dos Equis

(2) Modelo Especial vs. (7) Moosehead Lager

Best Matchups:

Canada vs. Mexico, with the Modelo/Moosehead battle looking like a close one.  The 6 vs. 3 Dos Equis/Asahi battle will also be an interesting one.

That is all for now, it has been fun so far.  Look for the announcement of the sweet sixteen early next week.  Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

St Patty’s Day

Beer/Drinks

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all of our EP readers.  I’ll have some more Ypsilanti and Ann Arbor fun, but for now I just want to share how my St. Patty’s Day started at 7 AM.  Corner Brewery had small amounts of a few special brews only available today.

Crack’lin Oat Bran Stout was ridiculous.


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