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The 2010 Krispy Kreme Challenge – Raleigh, NC

Funny, North Carolina, Raleigh

Welcome to the end, and the beginning, of your diet.

So last weekend was the 2010 Krispy Kreme Challenge, a race in Raleigh, NC where 6,000 racers compete to scarf more than 72,000 glazed donuts and RUN 4 MILES to raise more money for the NC Children’s Hospital.

This is now one of the most famous and hilarious eating races in the Nation:

The Krispy Kreme Challenge started in December 2004 as a dare between a few North Carolina State undergraduate students. Sophomore Ben Gaddy took home bragging rights that afternoon, running the race in 34 minutes and 27 seconds. After receiving positive coverage from campus news papers and being placed as #85 on the “102 More Things You Gotta Do Before You Graduate” by Sports Illustrated. On Campus, organizers decided to publicize the Krispy Kreme Challenge and turn it into something that would not only be an event to bring together people from all over the country, but also to benefit an important cause along the way.  It was no surprise, when organizers selected The NC Children’s Hospital as the most deserving beneficiary of this ultimate collegiate challenge.

A couple of friend’s raced and one actually placed in the top 300 competitors! I did not participate because I’ve seen a video showing what happens when you run 2 miles with 12 donuts in your belly (those of you that have done the dairy challenge may feel me) and I read this article.

If you’re racing competitively (Challenger division), here is the race:

  1. Run 2 miles.
  2. Eat 1 dozen donuts
  3. Run 2 more miles
  4. Don’t throw up
  5. Do steps 1-4 in under 1 hour.

Ah…#4 and #5 – that’s the painful part. Congratulations to all those that took part! Especially those that dressed up!

Here is a video taken by some friends – notice all the folks standing around eating donuts. Delicious Krispy Kreme Donuts, made fresh right here in the Great State of North Carolina.


Could you do it?

Gabriel’s Hoagies – Ypsilanti, MI

Food Reviews, Ypsilanti

Ahhh, the cheese steak hoagie.   Quite possibly the perfect sandwich.  Thinly sliced steak surrounded by a long hoagie roll and covered in peppers, onions, mushrooms, and of course cheese.  It makes my eyes water just thinking about it.  Since I don’t live in Philadelphia, it always has seemed like I get short changed on these delicious sandwiches.  We don’t have a Geno’s or a Leo’s that is featured daily on some sort of television network.  We do, however, have Gabriel’s Hoagies, which for my money competes with the best cheese steak hoagies anywhere in the country.

Gabriel’s Hoagies is a little hole in the wall joint in the middle of nowhere that began serving hoagies to the residents of  Ypsilanti in 1959.  The inside is tiny with only a few tables, but expect to see 10-15 people come and go while you’re eating.  You walk up to the counter and order your food, and it is brought to you within minutes.  The service is very friendly, and your food comes very fast.  You’re not even expected to throw away your empty styrofoam plates or cups, because the staff will collect them for you.  You get a little bit of that southern hospitality hole in the wall joint feel from this place.


They’re still there, in the same location, serving up incredibly delicious eats off of one of the most basic menus you can find.  There is no real variety at Gabriel’s. You can have a cheese steak hoagie, a plain steak hoagie, a lunch meat special or a ham and cheese.  They also have a garden salad or a ham and cheese salad. You can also buy assorted bags of chips and Pepsi products. That is it.  I’m sure everything is delicious, but I’ll never personally find that out.  The only option for me is the cheese steak hoagie with peppers, onions, and extra cheese.


There’s nothing incredibly special or fancy about this sandwich, which is exactly how a cheese steak hoagie should be.    Upon ordering your hoagie, you can hear the chef in the back throw your steak on the grill and start chopping it up.  The bread comes slightly toasted and makes for a good container for the rest of the ingredients.  The cheese is melted throughout the meat, which adds a nice gooey component that holds everything together.  The thing that really makes the sandwich for me are the cherry peppers.  They are soaked in vinegar, and contain the perfect amount of sweet and spicy to balance out the sandwich.  I get them on top of my hoagie and also a bit on the side just in case they went light that particular visit.  They sell them in jars, and I’m telling you they could be eaten by themselves with a spoon right out of the jar.

If you’re a fan of cheese steak hoagies and are within driving distance, I urge you to immediately get into your car and drive to Gabriels.  It’s in the middle of nowhere and you’ll have to keep your eyes peeled, but once you find the location I promise it will not be your last visit.

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A note on the greatest appetizer ever

North Carolina

Tonight, I went to my favorite restaurant tonight (ACME, a restaurant in Carrboro NC).  I will post more on ACME sometime soon – still collecting stuff in order to do it justice.  Well, tonight they had two appetizer specials.  We got both.  No pictures – so close your eyes and use your imagination. Hold on to your f*&%ing hats.

The specials:

  1. Porkbelly on collard greens.  For those of you who have not had pork belly before – it is the best thing ever.  Pork Belly is like a giant chunk of bacon – unsliced.
  2. The Gem O’ the Evening and reason for this post: A trout mousse with rosemary infused fatback spread, pork cracklins’, candied peanuts, and apple compote.

Let me say that again.  Pork Cracklins.  With Fatback spread.

Once more…because it bears repeating.    I ate fried pork skin (the ‘cracklin’), covered in Fatback.  Fatback is pure pork fat.  Not bacon fat.  No no – that’s much too lean.

I wish I had pictures.  I’m gonna go lie down now.  Goodnight moon.

ACME Food and Beverage Company
110 E Main. Street.
Carrboro, NC 27510


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