Epic Portions

Tag: burger

  • Kobayashi’s Back, Mofos

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    Kobayashi gave a giant middle finger to Joey Chestnut, in the form of slider consumption.  In eight minutes Takeru was able to take down 93 sliders in the Krystal Square-Off this weekend.   Chestnut only finished with 81.  Holy shit.

    “We knew today’s Krystal Square Off championship was going to be a battle for the ages with Kobayashi hoping to reclaim his glory and Chestnut defending his two-year reign as champ, and both eaters did not disappoint,” said Brad Wahl, vice president of marketing, The Krystal Company. “Kobayashi’s commanding win over Chestnut proved once again why he is the sport’s biggest star.”

    It’s not like this was a race to the finish.  Kobayashi just bitch slapped Chestnut.  It’s like he insulted his entire family.  This will make my father happy, who swears Chestnut has been cheating somehow.

  • World’s Largest Burger is in Southgate, MI

    Within a short(HA!) driving distance of me, the Guiness record for largest burger was set at Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, MI.  The burger weighs 185 lb and requires a baking time of 15 hours before eating.  The bun also takes 8 hours to bake.  Interested in trying it out?  Better bring $499 with you.  That’s a rather expensive burger.  Thanks to Mallie’s website for the pictures.  Check this thing out.  I could eat it if I wasn’t on a diet.  For sure.

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    Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar
    19400 NORTHLINE RD
    SOUTHGATE MICHIGAN 48195

  • The Meat Baby

    I know, I know.  I’m supposed to eating vegetables.  I just couldn’t help wanting to pick this baby up with a pitchfork and eating it.  Damn you, thisiswhyyourefat.com.  Damn you.

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