Epic Portions

Tag: burger

  • The Fifth-Third Burger

    Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you…

    The Fifth Third Burger.

    1.66 pounds of beef, lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili, and Fritos. All on an eight-inch sesame seed bun. Officially it feeds one to four people.

    Best part about this burger?  It’s within driving distance of me.  They sell it at West Michigan Whitecaps Fifth Third Ballpark in Comstock Park, Michigan.

    I will eat it.  Oh yes I will.

    Oh, and I added a new page to the top to group together all the eating conquests I plan on attempting and the ones I have already tried.  Take a look.  It’s a work in progress!


  • Turtle Burger Anyone?

    I feel like I don’t need to write anything about the following picture, nor do I have anything to say.


  • Guest Post: “St. Patty’s in New Orleans” – Port of Call, the Gem O’ the Big Easy (Part I)

    Good Googily that's quite a burger there, Sir!

    Good Googily that's quite a burger there, Sir!

    As a half Irish, half Russian born on St. Patrick’s Day, a trip to New Orleans for the occassion is somewhat….unreal.  No that’s not the word.  Amazing.  Yes, that’s it.

    If you’re like me and particularly enjoy enormous burgers and stiff drinks, the Port of Call on Esplanade Ave. in New Orleans, LA should be your first stop.  In fact – it was!

    Within 30 minutes of touchdown, I was downing one of these guys.  Comes with a baked potato even!  Look at what happens when you actually put her top on!

    Timmmbbbeeeerrrrrrrr...into my mouth.
    Timmmbbbeeeerrrrrrrr…into my mouth.

    That’s it for now – drink description and photos to come next!

    Port of Call
    838 Esplanade Ave
    New Orleans, LA 70116
    (504) 523-0120

    –Toddles (MoorsFood Guest reporter in the field)