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  • Tribute to the Spork

    I often wonder why the spork isn’t a more utilized tool of eating.  This hybrid utensil acts as a fork and a spoon, allowing you to not only stab and pick up your food, but shovel it as well.  Last time I checked, the spork really wasn’t getting the respect it deserves.  Because of this, I decided to pay a tribute to this seldom used utensil.  Whether used as a marvelous eating utensil, a cult worship figure, or even decoration, the spork has brought joy to countless lives.

    History of the Spork

    • Sporks have been manufactured since the late 1800s.  The word spork origiseveral years later.nated in the early 1900s to describe hybrid devices that were being developed to act as both a spoon and a fork.
    • The first known spork was patented by George Laramy of Enfield, New Hampshire in 1907.  He was a pioneer, and is now know as the pioneer and founder of the spork.
    • According to a 1952 New York Times article, Hyde w. Ballard of Westtown Pennsylvania filed an application to register “Spork” as a trademark for a combination spoon and fork made of stainless steel.  There is no record of this patent, however.
    • The Van Brode Miling Company registered “Spork” for a combination plastic spoon, fork, and knife but abandoned the registration

    Where you Can Still Find Sporks

    • Various blessed school cafeterias
    • Taco Bell
    • Rally’s
    • Kentucky Fried Chicken
    • Popeye’s Fried Chicken
    • Your Local 7-11 retail market
    • QuickTrip Convenience Stores
    • Chick-Filet’s
    • Many Pre-Packaged Meals
    • Hardee’s
    • Lee’s Famous Recipie Chicken
    • Kenny Rodgers Roasters
    • Boston Market

    Anatomy of the Spork

    • Cranial Fossa – Large depression which spans the cranium.   In native habitats, this area is used to hold food for transportation
    • Rostral Processes – These projections extend from the cranium and act functionally as teeth, used to impale foods.
    • Canines – Sharp, cranial projections also known as tines which are used to impale foods.
    • Cranial Ridge – Ridge that makes up the lateral margins of the cranium
    • Neck – The tapering, most anterior portion of the trunk.
    • Dorsal Carina – Ridge that extends dorsally along the entire surface of the trunk.
    • Platysmal surfaces – Flat surfaces on either side of the dorsal carina.
    • Cercus – The posterior tip of the trunk.

    How You Can Help Bring Sporks Back

    Wear a spork shirt – http://www.zazzle.com/the_spork_shirt-235785667947487571

    Stock your home with titanium sporks – http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/8ace/

    Spork bumper stickers – http://bumperstickers.cafepress.com/spork

  • Lego Beer Song

    This is hilarious.

    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBl4qH9I54&hl=en&fs=1]

  • Yum Yum Donuts

    The tastiest donuts in Detroit.

    This is for Stephanie..