Epic Portions

Tag: ridiculous

  • The Birth of Rachel Ray

    So apparently this guy/insane artist not fit for society named Alex Gardega decided he was going to paint a nude portrait of Rachel Ray, sell it on eBay, and retire on the money he collects for it.  That time is now.  Currently if you bid $108, this masterpiece can be hanging above your dining room table.  Not quite the price he was looking for, I’m sure, but still a nice chunk of change.  If I didn’t spend all my money on Christmas presents already, this would surely be mine.

    Ladies and Gentleman, I give to you…

    The Birth of Rachel Ray.

    evoo

  • The Jewish Monte Cristo

    I dedicate the following to my partner in crime, Todd.

    Two potato latkes.  A pile of brisket.

    The Jewish Monte Cristo.

    Currently available at Junior’s Deli in Brooklyn, New York.

    jewish

    Thanks to reader RodZilla for pointing out that I blantantly stole this from Serious Eats.  I apologize for my non-citing ways.

  • Don’t step on my sneakers!

    New from our European friends at http://www.dadadastudio.eu/

    Buy now!
    Buy now!

    I love that these are “eatable,” although having smelled my sneakers – that’s a really, really bad idea. Real bad.  Also available in Wheat, Pumpernickel, and children’s sizes.