Tag: ridiculous

  • Epic Portions = Taco Bell Complaint Site – Part 2

    For some reasons people seem to think that Epic Portions also does customer relations for Taco Bell.  While it’s odd to get complaint e-mails from dissatisfied customers, it’s also hilarious.  Take a look at this latest one.

    From: David Gray
    October 28th, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    Taco Bell Corporate,

    I am writing you out of deep concern. I am working on a project here locally and am very busy presently and I do apologize for taking so long to let you know of this issue. First off, I have never been so disgusted in my life as I was after this visit. I visited the Taco Bell the week previous and the employee whom handed me my food left out a Beef Gordita. I called him and he stated he would have my information down as I would not be able to return that night. I came back through the night of the purchase incident and told the girl working the drive thru of this. She said let me speak to my manager. A woman by the name of Keisha came to the window and said “You really think I am going to fall for this and give you free food”. I asked her what she was talking about. She proceeded to tell me “You aint talked to nobody, another asshole looking for a free meal”. I was appalled. NEVER in my life have I heard anything like this. The girl handed me the food and I asked if the Gordita that was missing was in the bag, which it was not, Keisha came to the window herself and threw it at me. I drove off and came home. I looked over the food which was stomach turning, and called the manager. Keisha picked up and I told her the food was falling apart. I currently have proof and pictures which I took of this. She laughed and said “fuck you” and hung up the phone. I called back and Johnette picked up the phone. She apologized three times and said she would make it right. She was a god send in this situation. She did the right thing in my opinion; I have never heard anyone speak to someone like this, especially a member of management. She said she would personally remake all the food that was falling apart and had spit and what looked to be human hair in it. I gave Johnette the food and asked her to inspect it. She agreed she would take it in the back room and look over it. Keisha never gave me the common decency of apologizing about this. I remain deeply upset and dissatisfied that someone treated me like this for absolutely no reason at all. NEVER is it acceptable to treat a customer like this and if it wasn’t for Johnette, this would have been a complete disaster. I ask your help in pulling surveillance and investigating this. I am turning over the pictures to the appropriate sources to be investigated as well. I ask for your help in seeing that this never happens again.
    A concerned customer,

    David

  • Gummy Bears = Pure Evil

    I was always under the impression that Gummy Bears were simply a delicious and fruity snack.  It turns out, according to Google Images, these bears are murdering psychopaths.

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    The worst thing seems to be the Bears’ lack of remorse for these killings.  Observe:

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    What the hell.

  • McDonalds Keeps it Gangster

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    Apparently you can get glocks and weed at McDonalds now.  I’m not lovin’ that.  Glocks and marijuana destroy communities!  You read…

    CHARLESTON, SC (WCSC) – A Charleston teen picked up his food from a McDonald’s drive-through, but he got something else with his meal — a loaded gun and bags of marijuana.

    It happened on August 29 at the McDonald’s on Savannah Highway. According to a police report, an 18-year-old and his cousin went to the drive-through to get some food. The employee at the window asked ‘who gets the bags.’ The young man said ‘it doesn’t matter,’ not realizing what he would find inside.

    Police say he got an extra bag with a loaded .45-caliber or nine-millimeter handgun and what appeared to be bags of marijuana.

    “It was the gun and the marijuana that was inside of a brown bag sitting inside of a McDonald’s bag,” said Kathy Rivera, whose son found the gun in his bag. “They noticed they had three bags. There were only two people in the car, so when he opened it he noticed it.”

    Police say the gun and the bags of marijuana apparently were meant for the car behind the 18-year-old’s vehicle in the drive-through. Those people followed the young man all the way to a gas station on Sam Rittenberg Boulevard. One of them jumped out of the car and demanded that he give them the bags, which he did.

    This could have led to some serious violence.  I know if someone tried to stick me up for my food they would be taking a dirt nap.  Fo real.  Fo real.

    And read on…