Don’t you wish you still felt this way about spaghetti? Is that cowboy-cheeseman about to rope and brand this boy like a steer? What type of hallucinogenics are in this boy’s dinner milk?
Author: Todd
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Heinz Reveals a New, Less Horrendous Ketchup Packet
Apparently Heinz Ketchip has finally gotten off their rear ends and realized that the Ketchup Packet has been responsible for dirtying more fingers, ruining more clothes, and frustrating hoards of hungry french fry and meatloaf fanatics around the world. Well, apparently things are changing – see how in this review just in from SlateV.com:
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An Invitation He Couldn’t Refuse
Way to go University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill! The following invitation is fantastic:
Come one, come all! 'Learn' about the Ocean Deep and Jungles and um…stuff. Let me get this straight. The school is putting on a screening of the Ocean Deep and Jungles episodes of Planet Earth, while serving ‘lots of free food’…on 4/20. This is either the brainchild of a former-stoner student activities staffer or the oversight of the century. Either way, well done! Go Heels!