Author: Todd

  • Fruit + Gasoline = An Awesome Mai Tai at Dragon 88 (Shrewsbury, MA)

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    I was introduced to Dragon 88 years ago by friends. Dragon was a good gathering spot during college and has, to my knowledge, been around for years.  Legend has it that the restaurant opened in 1988, which also happens to be the year  of the dragon in the Chinese calendar.  There used to be a Chinese restaurant called Honolulu in neighboring Westboro, MA.  Dragon 88 started when a handful of Honolulu employees decided they wanted to start their own restaurant.  They left the Honolulu and started the Dragon.

    A Chinese man named Dave (yes, that’s right, Dave) is the owner/bartender and is the creator of the legendary Dragon 88 Mai Tai. This is probably one of the strongest, if not the strongest, alcoholic beverages that you can buy in a bar.  A Chinese man by the name of Sanford (yes, Sanford) used to work as the host of Dragon 88 several years ago.  One night  after consuming several Mai Tais, I asked Sanford “What exactly does Dave put in these things?”  His answer:  “Rum, rum, and more rum!”

    To gauge the strength of a Dragon 88 Mai Tai requires comparisons to flammable liquids.  When the Mai Tai is on the weak side – still about 10x stronger than a normal drink from any other restaurant – one might say it tastes like lighter fluid, with a hint of pineapple.  On a night when Dave makes the Mai Tais particularly strong, one might compare it to kerosene, gasoline, or even rubbing alcohol.  Of course, this comparison would only occur after wiping away tears, coughing for a few minutes, and then wincing as one tries to formulate a coherent thought.  However – the Dragon 88 Mai Tai is a bargain at $5.25. Dangerous.

    Traditionally  served in a Lowball/Rocks glass with minimal crushed ice, Dragon Mai Tais come garnished with a pineapple/cherry spear, which I find is most helpful for taking your mind off the pain of the drink itself.  There are other quality beverages on the menu as well such as the Scorpion Bowl (comes in two sizes- large which serves 2-4 people, and a small which serves one), the Pina Colada, the Zombie, and the Blue Hawaii.  All of these drinks are mostly liquor with varying types of juices, guaranteed to leave you with an old fashioned, New England Hangover.

    Dragon 88 also serves a nice array of Chinese/Polynesian food.  Although the food is fairly standard, greasy Chinese/Polynesian, I will say that it gets exponentially with each Mai Tai consumed.   Especially when you order WAY too much food for any small group of human people:

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    Observe: Poo-poo platter (on fire), wings, Moo-Shoo Pork, 'Chinese Ravioli' – AKA Dumplings, Mongolian Beef

    The bottom line is if you are looking for bang-for-the-buck in terms of drinks, and you happen to be in the Worcester County area, you need to make a point to stop by Dragon 88.  It is a dive like, hole-in-the-wall type of place, but the staff is always friendly and the drinks are second to none.  The food, however, may take years off your life. But honestly, you don’t need those years when you’ve got Mai Tais!

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    Poo-poo platter: crab rangoon, chicken skewers, boneless spare ribs, friend chicken thingies, a literal heart attack on a plate, and a big flame in the middle!

    Dragon 88 Restaurant
    260 Shrewsbury St
    Boylston, MA 01505

  • The Cape ‘Todder’

    You're being given a police escort directly to Pleasuretown. Bottoms up!

    That’s about all you need to know.  Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words.

    Vodka (I prefer Russian Standard, shown in the photo) + Cran = Cape Codder

    Vodka (1/3) + Cran (1/3) + Champagne (1/3) + Lime (until overflowing) = Cape Todder.

    Shake well, serve over ice in the largest, fanciest glass you can find.  Cheers!

  • Fractured Prune – Donuts-gone-Krazy

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    My girlfriend’s parents live in Rockville, Maryland; you know…that place where Lewis Black woke up in front of a courthouse, married to a woman he’d never met three days after having chugged a bottle of NyQuil [2:25 in the video].

    The Fractured Prune is a random little donut shoppe nestled into the new, massive Rockville TownCenter development…just up the street from the same courthouse!  Although it’s part of a chain in the Northeastern U.S., this place feels seriously local.  I think this comes from the fact that they make your donut on demand.  That’s right – you can order off the ridiculously extensive donut menu or make up your own donut however you see fit.  This time they were running slow (understaffed) and threw in an extra donut for free!  This was the 2nd time this happened!

    Think I’m kidding you?!  You’re wrong.  Behold their speciality donuts – or you can make your own:

    • Banana Nut Bread: banana glaze, cinnamon sugar, peanuts
    • Black Forest: raspberry glaze, coconut, mini chocolate chips
    • Blueberry Hill: blueberry glaze, powder sugar (Find Your Thrill)
    • Carnival: honey glaze, rainbow sprinkles
    • Creamsicle: orange glaze, powdered sugar
    • Chocolate Covered Cherry: cherry glaze, mini chocolate chips
    • French Toast: maple glaze, cinnamon sugar
    • Lemonade: lemon glaze, granulated sugar
    • Morning Buzz: mocha glaze, Oreo® cookie crumbs
    • Myrna Medley: chocolate glaze, chocolate jimmies, peanuts
    • Ms. Prunella: mixed berry glaze, cinnamon sugar
    • O.C. Sand: honey glaze, cinnamon sugar
    • Pebble Beach: honey glaze, cinnamon sugar, mini chocolate chips
    • Peppermint Patty®: mint glaze, mini chocolate chips
    • Plain Jane: a naked donut (don’t peek)
    • Rolo®: caramel glaze, mini chocolate chips
    • Reese Cup®: peanut butter glaze, mini chocolate chips
    • Strawberry Shortcake: strawberry glaze, graham cracker, powdered sugar
    • Sundae: honey glaze, peanuts, mini chocolate chips
    • Trail Mix: banana glaze, nuts, coconut, chocolate jimmies

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    I got the Rolo – Caramel Glaze and mini Chocolate Chips.  Still piping hot out of the fryer, this puppy was gone in about .045234 seconds.  It was good.  Very good.  Like…so good it makes you angry.  Angry that you don’t have another one.

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    To summarize: the Fractured Prune is one of those rare places where I seriously considered locking the doors, jumping across the counter, strong arming the staff, and gorging myself on endless donuts until the police found me in a sugar-induced coma next to the fryer.  Instead, the savvy workers anticipated the inevitable ‘twinkie-defense’ and just gave me a free donut for not getting too physical on the premises.  Hats off.

    Rockville Town Square
    39-A Maryland Ave.
    Rockville, MD 20850
    301-738-2424
    http://www.fracturedprune.com/