Author: Todd

  • Ewoks + “Boo-tinis” = Molested Al Roker

    Al Roker gets molested by drunk Ewoks in front of a live national audience on halloween. This is truly the miracle of alcohol, people. Look at that Ewok Moonwalk! The king himself would be proud! I recommend skipping to 2:00 where the fun begins. P.S. Al Roker makes a great Han Solo – that hair is beautiful! Well done, Al!

  • Don’t step on my sneakers!

    New from our European friends at http://www.dadadastudio.eu/

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    I love that these are “eatable,” although having smelled my sneakers – that’s a really, really bad idea. Real bad.  Also available in Wheat, Pumpernickel, and children’s sizes.

  • Usher took over your local Chuck-E-Cheese

    And you thought Chuck-E-Cheese was creepy before. This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

    The chuck-e-cheese of my childhood was just about the oddly tasty, but extremely expensive, pizza and avoiding all the e-coli in the ball pit.

    Today’s it’s apparently all about avoiding child predators and that drugged out animatronic moon.