iBratwurst

John August 21, 2009

Randoms

bacon, bratwurst

I see the point in Bell Barbeque creating this iPhone/iTouch app where you can watch a bratwurst cook on your screen. It’s great promotion and here I am talking about it for millions(HA!) to read. But what I can’t understand is why anyone would download it. Why would I want to torture myself into watching one cook and not being able to eat it? I would probably end up running it after having way too many adult beverages and eat my phone. I don’t think that’s covered under warranty. Would anyone actually download this?

If that wasn’t enough, you can cook bacon as well. This one isn’t as sophisticated but it’s bacon, damnit! Only problem is while you can cook a fake brat for free, it’s going to cost you $.99 to cook fake bacon. What’s wrong with people?

KFC Double Down Sandwich

John August 21, 2009

Uncategorized

chicken, Fast Food, fat, kfc

It’s been a while since I visited thisiswhyyourefat.com, primarily because I’ve been attempting to shed a few pounds. It’s not good for me to be gazing upon the food I would like to be eating while eating a Healthy Choice dinner. Blegh. I feel like I’m in food prison. Upon visiting today, I was quickly reminded why I feel in love.

4 words. If you consider “KFC” to be a word. If not, 3 letters and 3 words…

KFC. Double. Down. Sandwich.

Two pieces of bacon and two slices of cheese smothered with the Colonel’s Sauce with two fried chicken patties as buns.

I would do things to this sandwich that are illegal in 17 states.

update:

Wait. This is an actual menu item? The possibility exists that I could eat this for lunch??? Updates will follow after I try and find one.

from Foodgeekery…

another update..

Just called KFC’s corporate hotline and they gave me no further information and my local KFC does not carry it. GAHH!!

Let Me Buy You Dinner

John August 21, 2009

Randoms

cheesecake factory, contest

Oh Cheesecake Factory. Why don’t you build a resturaunt that is close to me? I’ve heard you’re good, but I’ve never had a chance to verify this. For the longest time, I thought you only served Cheesecake. I now realize that you serve normal, allegedly delicious meals. Enter promotion….

Do you like Cheesecake Factory? I want to hear about it. What can I say? I’m a glutton for punishment. Comment on this post with your opinion of the restaurant, favorite dish, ect., and you will have a chance at a free dinner from good ol’ John. That’s right, all you have to do is tell me “Hey John, you’re an idiot. I love their steak. It’s made from cows. Moo”, and you’ll have a chance to win a $25 gift certificate(please be more creative than that). The winning comment will be the one that makes me even more angry that I don’t have a location close to me. Extra points will be given for those who insult me for never eating here. So basically, piss me off the most and you get a free dinner. Sound easy enough? This contest will run until Monday, the 31st, so get your comments in.

And if you’re feeling really lucky, make your way over to their website, or add them on facebook for a chance at winning the reunion of a lifetime, a free trip to Las Vegas for you and 9 of your closest friends. Just think of the trouble you can cause with that opportunity!