John
August 19, 2009
I know times are tough, but this is ridiculous. Frito Lays for a BJ? I’m not sure who got ripped off on this one. Read on..
From the Smoking Gun…
JUNE 24– Meet Lahoma Sue Smith. The Oklahoma woman, 36, copped a plea last week to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. According to the below Oklahoma City Police Department report, john Faron Johnson told cops that he informed Smith that he did not have any money, but that she “agreed to give him a ‘blow job’ meaning oral sex, for a box of chips.” Johnson, a Frito-Lay employee, provided Smith with a case of chips he valued at $30. Following her February arrest, Smith, pictured in the mug shot at right, told police that she had a few prior prostitution busts. At her sentencing last week, Smith was ordered to pay a $1142 fine.
John
August 19, 2009
Was walking through Detroit the other day on my way to get some delicious wings from Sweetwater Tavern (post to come later), and saw this BRILLIANT advertisement. Well done, Colt 45. Well done.
What up Billy D.!
John
August 19, 2009
Big Todd came in this past weekend, so the only logical thing to do was go to the Heidelberg and drink beer out of glass boots. Heidelberg is a great bar in Ann Arbor with three floors of different atmospheres. The basement, or The Rathskeller, is an old German style bar with darts, old wooden booths, a juke box, and a full service bar. The main floor is a the last standing German restaurant in Ann Arbor with some of the best soups in the area. A few months ago a customer challenged the chef to create a bacon cheeseburger soup and the results were incredible. The restaurant also boasts Slimmer, one my favorite bartenders in the entire world. If you ever see her, request Slimmer Slammer. If she’ll make it for you, you’ll have a rough time getting out of your seat after finishing. The top floor functions as a small club, so you don’t see me there often. The selection of German beers is their calling card, although a full bar is available on all three levels and patrons can freely carry drinks up and down the stairs.
The real reason we come here, besides the great food and beer, are the boots. I believe they have mini-boots now, but the true boot is about 100 oz of beer that you can fill up for $20 with any beer on tap. I once broke one of these things and was responsible for the deposit, which was $50. I don’t recommend toasting the boot with a bottle of beer. That’s a terrible idea.
The basement, early on a Thursday night
Your authors. Not sure why I look so angry.
Boots filled with beer excites Todd
