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  • Tigers Game in Detroit

    Every now and then I like to pack up the mini Weber, some eats, and a whole bunch of booze and head over to Detroit for a Tigers game.  Unfortunately I have no pictures of the food I cooked because of that booze.  Enough talking, I have photos.

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    The mini Weber and someone's foot
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    Throwing the pigskin around. Hey, check out Brooke's poop chairs
    Even the hood loves bacon
    Even the hood loves bacon
    Don't fux with this Tiger
    Don't fux with this Tiger
    Comerica Park.  A thing of beauty.
    Comerica Park. A thing of beauty.
    Mucho nachos.  A requirement for all Tigers games
    Mucho nachos. A requirement for all Tigers games
  • McDonalds Kills Women

    From Fox News..

     INDUSTRY, Calif. —  A 40-year-old woman has been found dead in a machine at a Southern California food processing plant that is a major supplier for McDonald’s restaurants.

    Los Angeles County sheriff’s detectives say the woman’s body was found early Tuesday at Golden State Foods in the City of Industry, an east Los Angeles suburb. Investigators believe her death was accidental.

    No other details were given about her death or about the woman except that she was an employee.

    The Irvine-based company has distribution centers across the nation. Its Web site says the company supplies McDonald’s and developed the sauce for the restaurant’s Big Mac in the 1960s.

  • Donut Bread Pudding

    I know John’s not the biggest Food Network fan, but Paula Dean and I are soul mates. She fries things, I fry things.   She loves bacon, I buy it in bulk.   She has a southern accent, I can fake a southern accent really well.   However, when she introduced the world to Krispie Kreme bread pudding, she lost me a little. Why? One wrinkly little word:  raisins.  I hate them, can’t stand them, pick them out of muffins and carrot cake, truly can’t stand the little buggers. Her recipe also calls for canned fruit. Omg, what the fart monkey. Whatever, back to me.   Safeway had doughnuts on sale, so what better time to make doughnut bread pudding? I followed my original bread pudding recipe, using cream, milk, eggs, coconut, vanilla, and white and dark chocolate. New to the mix were the doughnuts, replacing the usual challah bread, banana/chocolate cream, and sliced bananas. The beauty of bread pudding is that you can be so creative with it and it’s a great way to use up little things left over, for example the two half eaten bananas I had in my fridge. Such an an breezy dessert or snack.   Just make sure to let the mixture soak up the liquid, otherwise you’ll end up with a crunchy dry crouton bread pudding.

    From John:

    Just wanted to let everyone know that this will be Varta’s last post on Epic Portions.  She is starting her own blog at http://vartamelon.blogspot.com/.  Make sure you add her to your daily blog readings.  Thanks very much to Varta for all the great posts!

    Ingredients minus the heavy cream
    Ingredients minus the heavy cream
    Not all made it to the finale
    Not all made it to the finale
    Cream, milk, coconut, egg, plops of banana/chocolate cream, and banana
    Cream, milk, coconut, egg, plops of banana/chocolate cream, and banana
    11 and half cut up doughnuts. I totally typo'd that as doughbuts the first time and I'm still laughing.
    11 and half cut up doughnuts. I totally typo'd that as doughbuts the first time and I'm still laughing.
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    Pour the wet mixture on top of the doughnuts
    Love sprinkles
    Love sprinkles
    Golden yummy
    Golden yummy. After baking
    DELICIOUS! Especially with ice cream on top.
    DELICIOUS! Especially with ice cream on top.