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Epic Portions — …I see food and I eat it. — Page 146

Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix

Randoms

From time to time Shaya, my best bacon friend in the world, sends me links to bacon related websites, products, you name it. Yesterday, she just may have out done herself. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you….

Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix.

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Holy shitake mushrooms.


Tabasco Tequila. Stop.

Beer/Drinks, Rants

Just in case there’s people out there that enjoy prarie fire shots, the McIlhenny Company decided to make a tequila that is infused with their own Tabasco sauce.  Observe:

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Wow, yeah great idea there.  I really missed the taste of those prarie fire shots that some asshole ordered for me on my 21st birthday.  I yearned for that burning in my throat followed by the gagging feeling for so many years now.  Not only can I drink them at home, but it’s already pre-mixed for me!  Fucking brilliant.

Things I would rather drink that Tabasco Tequila:

  • Unfiltered water from the Nile River proven to somehow spread HIV
  • Water from Mario Batali’s toilet bowl
  • The water left over from unfreezing Brendan Frazier in the movie, Encino Man
  • Frank’s Red Hot Tequila

I guess the only positive thing is you can finally make those Tapeworm shots, 1 oz. Tabasco Tequila, black pepper, & small portion of Mayonaise, or even my personal favorite the Hot Mexican Hooker, 1 oz Tabasco Tequila & a small portion of Tuna Fish Juice, without much trouble now

Thanks McIlhenny Company!

Dwight Howard is an Animal

Randoms

One of my daily reads is GrubGrade, who always lets me know when new food menu items are on the ups.  Yesterday, Bear Silber did a post on Dwight Howard’s eating habbits, which are documented on his Twitter(@DwightHoward).  This guy is a damn animal.  Check out some of the things he’s eaten lately:

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