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  • French Toast Stuffed With Sausage

    Varta strikes again.

    If you read the blog a few days ago you are aware of Varta, one of the great breakfast minds of our time.   You were privileged enough to witness one of the most delicious breakfast creations ever, an egg cuddled in bacon, cheese and sausage.  Well, she’s back in a big way with another incredible looking creation: french toast stuffed with sausage.  I’m not sure if it’s just that I am a sucker for foods stuffed with other foods, but this seriously brought tears to my eyes.

    Hey IHOP.. Get off your ass.

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    Crusts off. Genius.
    Crusts off. Genius.
    Into the french toast goop
    Into the french toast goop

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    Holy rancho cucamongao. Drizzled in sizzurp
    Holy rancho cucamongao. Drizzled in sizzurp

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  • Joey Chestnut Kills 64 Hotdogs in 10 minutes

    So apparently Joey Chestnut was at Hooters last night practicing his hot dog eating skillzzz, and managed to put down 64 in 10 minutes.  Wait, isn’t the record 66?  This man is my hero.

    edit: Chestnut’s record of 66 was done in 12 minutes(thanks Craig).  The new time limit is 10.   Holy 8 pound 4 ounce baby jesus.



  • The Bacon Brothers

    Someone should lose custody of their children for doing this.  Seriously.

    Stolen/Borrowed from Awkwardfamilyphotos.com.  If you haven’t been there, go.  It’s gold, Jerry.  Gold!

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