From here at Epic Portions, John and I wanted to wish everyone a safe and Happy Thanksgiving!
I for one will be taking advantage of this beautiful day to gorge myself senselessly. It started last Saturday. And again last . Our neighbors hosted the second of what will be my four (4) Thanksgiving Dinners. That’s right. FOUR.
Today – the second and third. Details and photos coming soon, but believe you me – the Portions will be Epic.
Good day and welcome to the Holidays! (Cue 1 month of solid Christmas Carols)
Oh..and P.S.: John should be waiting your arrival at the Ann Arbor Best Buy tomorrow at 3:30 am. Did you hear? They’ve brought in a bunch of human abuse dolls in the form of Best Buy Employees. You just need to yell and yell, push and shove, complain and complain – that will certainly help you get everything you want for free! Happy Shopping! (#2 – Bring your tazer – I don’t want you getting crushed in some Walmart-style stampede)
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7 responses to “Happy Thanksgiving from Epic Portions!”
I’m REALLY looking forward to Black Friday. That being said, Black Friday is the worst day of the year.
Dude. I’m really going to lose my mind. I have to work the door at 10. Got an extra tazer?
I have to work at 3:30 too. =( I work at the mall and we open at midnight. Time and a half? HA. Any extra breaks for a 9 1/2 hour shift? HA.
Seriously, why do people need to shop that early?
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RetailHellUnderground/~3/yL1-BKN-MEw/rhus-screaming-lady-message.html
What is wrong with those people?!?
did any of these four thanksgiving dinners feature a turducken?
Happy Turkey Day, guys! Sadly, I spent mine on the ship cuz I had duty! Amy and the kids still came to share it with me though. We had a decent spread.
Thanks, Dave. Just checked out the blog. Good stuff. Looking forward to reading.